Don't be a fool, wrap your tool! Not only will the Empire Glassworks Crabby Penis Pipe keep a smile on your face with every use, but this unique spoon pipe serves as a friendly reminder to always wear protection. The Crabby Penis Spoon Pipe is complete with worked glass accents including throbbing veins and individually handmade crabs for an authentic one-of-a-kind hand pipe you won't find anywhere else. At 4” inches in length with a 1.5” inch girth, the Crabby Penis fits comfortably in your hands while the flat surface on the front of the bowl allows it to stand erect between uses. The large bowl sack provides you with plenty of space for your herbs and a left side air carb gives you full control over the size of each load. So don't be silly, grab the Empire Glassworks Crabby Penis Hand Pipe and never forget to wrap your Willy!

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Compatible with Dry Herbs 🌿
Empire Glassworks Crabby Penis Pipe
Nice & Thick Borosilicate Glass
Worked Glass Crab Accents
Custom Blended Colors
Left Side Air Carb
1.5” inch Width
4” inches Tall
Deep Bowl
Penis Themed 
Throbbing Veins
Flat Base Stands Erect
Great Gag Gift for Stoners
Limited Quantity & Availability
Individually Handcrafted Art Piece*
American Made Glass [Placentia, California]

*Note: Every penis is individually handmade and comes out slightly different than the last, just the way god intended. Each penis has slight variations in color & design, meaning the one you choose is custom and guaranteed to please! Made for tobacco use only…